Jerry, you need to find god
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
