So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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