I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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