bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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