I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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