i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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