Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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