This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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