No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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