Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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