i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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