glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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