Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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