I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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