My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
