This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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