She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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