smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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