I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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