She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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