So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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