He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
The power of my boobs compel you
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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