There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I seem to have left my pride at pride
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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