I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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