He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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