I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
That's intense
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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