Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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