You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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