Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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