Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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