I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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