Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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