So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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