Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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