Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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