kristin has been a bad kristin
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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