I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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