I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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