he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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