I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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