I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Operation Purity has been aborted
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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