I'm lost and stupid without you.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!