Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously http://tfl.nu/dgt5
  Replies (19) Good night (939) Bad night (5051)
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes? http://tfl.nu/mxbg
  Replies (50) Good night (1550) Bad night (4792)
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before http://tfl.nu/29hu
  Replies (16) Good night (2089) Bad night (4486)
• Favorite

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (484): Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel http://tfl.nu/fa0o
  Replies (6) Good night (3819) Bad night (675)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember. http://tfl.nu/2y89
  Replies (6) Good night (1994) Bad night (1121)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay http://tfl.nu/t4tt
  Replies (9) Good night (4495) Bad night (1045)
• Favorite

  (204): View more from Manitoba

  Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (204): Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles http://tfl.nu/rk9c
  Replies (13) Good night (2583) Bad night (1010)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money http://tfl.nu/3bbc
  Replies (7) Good night (516) Bad night (825)
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day http://tfl.nu/avmh
  Replies (1) Good night (522) Bad night (855)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning. http://tfl.nu/842q
  Replies (4) Good night (878) Bad night (351)
• Favorite

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (864): I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes http://tfl.nu/i59t
  Replies (0) Good night (516) Bad night (293)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid. http://tfl.nu/agyj
  Replies (2) Good night (314) Bad night (435)
• Favorite

  (530): View more from California

  Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (530): Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber. http://tfl.nu/lvwx
  Replies (3) Good night (385) Bad night (600)
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor http://tfl.nu/c6qy
  Replies (4) Good night (622) Bad night (398)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support http://tfl.nu/236u
  Replies (3) Good night (612) Bad night (316)

Randomize