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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She was lying the whole time!

  (310): View more from California

  She was a great actress

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I was a great dumbass

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits

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• (646): View more from New York

  I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.

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• (212): View more from New York

  at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company

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