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Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.

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(786): Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative. http://tfl.nu/wo1e

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.

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(303): i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado. http://tfl.nu/h7dy

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(510): View more from California

i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.

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(510): i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter. http://tfl.nu/xztf

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(516): View more from New York

He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue

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(516): He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue http://tfl.nu/ydk6

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(240): View more from Maryland

last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours

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(240): last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours http://tfl.nu/1nv0

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.

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(717): James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks. http://tfl.nu/8rn4

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(304): View more from West Virginia

what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?

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(304): what's not responsible about a pool full of beer? http://tfl.nu/7inf

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(660): View more from Missouri

It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.

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(660): It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope. http://tfl.nu/g3x7

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(904): View more from Florida

You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.

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(904): You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell. http://tfl.nu/g46j

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(847): View more from Illinois

I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love

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(847): I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love http://tfl.nu/ldev

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea

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(608): So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea http://tfl.nu/i0d0

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

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(918): My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo. http://tfl.nu/6dok

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.

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(412): i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions. http://tfl.nu/djs5

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.

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(225): Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day. http://tfl.nu/xkaq

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(847): View more from Illinois

Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.

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(847): Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now. http://tfl.nu/76sc

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