I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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