It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
