I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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