she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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