im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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