he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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