"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
handjob tips. give me some.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
