Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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