she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Can I color on your dick again?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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