OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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