Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
only if we run a train.
done.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There r osticjed everywhere
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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