evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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