You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize