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(859): View more from Kentucky

I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush

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(951): View more from California

I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?

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(812): View more from Indiana

Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"

(219): View more from Indiana

I have so much to learn from you, wise slut

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(980): View more from North Carolina

How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?

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(905): View more from Ontario

She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.

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(509): View more from Washington

She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after

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(970): View more from Colorado

No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...

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(718): View more from New York

Don't mention it

(718): View more from New York

Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn

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(253): View more from Washington

She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"

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