Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
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