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• (917): View more from New York City

  Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now

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  Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.

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• (530): View more from California

  is this the sara with the beer cane?

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• (949): View more from California

  i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Happy Birhtday!

  (289): View more from Ontario

  Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You humped everything and cried in an uber.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises

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• (432): View more from Texas

  At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba

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