Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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