Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet