I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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