chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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