i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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