At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So much rum. So many feels.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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