Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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